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Sunday, February 19, 2012

Girls and cars forever

Lovely lady in see through white riding lovely Mustang Mach1.


Can any of yu tell me what car this is? The lady looks a little bewildered by it, too. Sharp lines and a lovely 70s green on that car.
Every brand of car had it's hip moments, like this Benz C111 prototype with gullwing doors, orange kolor, deep dish mags and white letter tyres.
Here's another prototype from the 70s, this time by the Great Giugiaro; the Porsche Tapiro.
Skipping across the atlantic but staying in concept cars: I can't see what car this is but I sure like those wheels and a miniskirt with boots always captures my attention.
I'd take these two for a spin around the block.
Another great AMC design from the 70s. It is a shame AMC didn't make it...
This smart soccermom is what we call a MILF today. Look at the wheels and the faux wood, great stuff.
A Dodge Dart would not take a surfboard but this girl fits nicely in the back seat, I'd wager...
What has long legs, a super-short skirt and does the quarter mile in under 10 seconds? Carol "Bunny" Burkett, that is!

And finally, back in the UK, another girl helping fix this guy's Ford Escort. Lovely.

Friday, February 17, 2012

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Chairman of the bored.

Crazy ideas enter my head when I'm bored. And I have a great big number of helmets I can just pick up from the Kustom Korner. I also have a glue gun...
Disco Fever!

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Cool overload

Burt Reynolds, cowboy boots and hat, a CB radio, a black Transam, gold wheels and a golden bird on the hood.


Monday, February 13, 2012

My latest toy

It's just like the real thing: this one also doesn't drive and needs work.
Sweet, though!

Street Scene

You almost never see a 70s Toyota pickup on the streets here. Let alone a camper conversion.

Friday, February 10, 2012

Tevog profi racing team!

I scored anthor vintage 80s helmet, a german Tevog (never heard of) fiberglas helmet. It's "profi" and from a "racing team", just so you know.

Quelle style freakey, quelle "Tevog" font!

Friday, February 3, 2012

You can check out but you can never leave....

Check out this treasure trove of Retro styles, fashion and more on Retrospace

Thursday, February 2, 2012

I wish I could...

..take better pictures! These don't do justice to Rob's bagger I just finished. Spent the day in the Short-Cut Choppers workshop, putting the bike back together. It turned out great! To repeat the immortal words of the great Hannibal: "I love it when a plan comes together."

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Gayest helmet on earth?

But I just had to have it!

Look at the pretty kolors. Besides that, the shape is freaky in the way only an early full face helmet can be. It's in great condition too, inside and out. It comes with a visor but it looks better without.

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Spoiler: Rob's Bagger

Zap Bam Crackle!

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Saab

Saab went bust and a buyer has as yet not been found who will make the neccesary investments to keep the brand alive.

A lot of people say the real Saab identity was lost when it was taken over by GM in the early 90s and they were forced to produce Saabs on the Opel Vectra floorpan, which by then had outdated handling characteristics, even by Opel standards.

Saab made some great cars in their time. In 2006, I visited the Saab museum in the swedish town of Trollhattan, a few kilometers from the factory. On display were many cars, from the first Saab from 1948 called Ursaab (or primal Saab) right through to the latest 9-3 Viggen. The Ursaab is a fantastic aerodynamic design, clearly showing the origins of the company, producing aircraft.

The Ursaab design spawned several models which were produced into the 1980s! A sure sign of a great design. Although these cars were severely underpowered with their 3 cilinder, two stroke engines, they managed to win several international rallies.
 In the late 1960s, Saab wanted to produce a bigger, more luxurious model. They called in a mr. Sixten Sason, who drew the Saab 99. Another great design with many innovative features. It was fitted with a turbo in the 70s, making it one of the first production cars to feature such a device, along with BMW and TVR.
The 99 was stretched out to make it bigger for US markets, which led to the 900, my favourite Saab. I owned a 900 a few years ago and enjoyed it thoroughly. It is one of only a few cars I am comfrotable in, with my 1,96m length.

This is the car, a 1984 900S 2.0 litre in beautiful white with "Inca" alloy wheels.
I still dream of a Saab 900 turbo now and again. I'd like a black "Aero" one, please.
There has been talk of the Saab museum's collection would be broken up and auctioned off. Fortunately, this has not happened and the historical cars of the great Saab marque will stay largely together and in Sweden. Let's hope they will stay on display for a long time to come.

Monday, January 23, 2012

Reanimated!

Today is a great day. I got to start my Tatra 603 for the first time in 3 years. After changing a hardened rubber seal on the fuel pump, it started right up, JOY!
Click here to watch the video!

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Bagger paint

After playing with the Vreeble, me and Rob weren't really happy with the results on the bike tins so we decided to go in another direction. I will leave the gold flakes panels as they are now and instead of painting the rest black (which is sooo 2011), I wanted to try brown. It's the new black, you know.
It's a BMW kolor called Marakesh Brown. It looks a chocolate brown until the light hits it and it turns to a karamel hue.

Instead of painting HD logos or using stickers, we ordered some metal emblems from W&W cycles. They fit the style of the paintwork very well. I plan to do off-white outlines on the panels, and I will match the kolor to that used on the emblems.
Unfortunately, the emblems are made for a much rounder tank, so they don't fit. The pointed ends are resting on the tank's surface and the middle is still 1-2 cms away.

I predict some grinding in the near future.

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Sell, sell, sell!

Need room and money for new toys so I'm selling some Custom Van goodies:
ERTL large scale metal Dodge Van:




Chevy Custom Van 1:16th scale, super detailed interior with all the custom van goodies such as swiveling captains chairs, carpeting, wood cabinet, CB radio etc etc. This Highway 61 model is not available anywhere in stores anymore, and it's got the great Robert Crumb "Keep on Truckin'" mural on the side:
Then there's the Little Red Zinger, some assembly required, but a great addition to your Custom Van collection.

Check my ebay auctions here or contact me for prices and details

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Chop That Fucking Sportster!

For sale at the Kustom Korner: Rob's Ironhead Hardtail. Chopped by Short-Cut, paint by Kustombart.



Check out the specs and build photos on the Short-Cut website under "Chops".
Check out process of gold leafing the tins on my blog here
Email Rob for the price and further details!

New toys

Even though I will never wear a helmet, I still keep collecting them. It's ebay's fault, they keep putting up great stuff for auction...

I saw this great looking 1982 Czech Cassida full face polyester one a few weeks ago. It has it's original carry case and leaflet with Czech text and illustrations and has probably never been worn. It's now on display at the Kustom Korner
Also from ebay this Porsche designed 80s German Roemer helmet. It has a great shape and color scheme. It must have been a real high end helmet back then.
And then there is this full face blue metalflake one. I can't find a brand or size or year of manufacture on it but I guess it to be early 80s. It's glassfibre and was badly scratched but with a little polishing, it looks great again.




It sits on top of a vintage early 70s Acoustic Research AR4X speaker. My dad bought this set back in the day and I just finished restoring them, getting the white paint off and the shine back on the walnut veneer. I also ordered new grilles with logos off (you guessed it) ebay. They look the part and there is still a great sound coming out which audio afficionados describe as "dark".


They pair up nicely with this Sansui 600L my dad bought together with the speakers. I had it looked after by a specialist electronics shop and it too is back in great condition. A great combination of US made quality products!



I just love 70s and 80s stuff.